I was at a friends house one day sitting on the couch talking with my hand up on the top and back edge of the couch. Well they had a nice but rambuncious Large kitten who thought my hand was an awesome thing to HUNT and Scratch. Its razor sharp claws got me several times before i got pissed. I kept forgetting between intervals and then would get scratched harder each time.
wait til i get my hands on that little bastage i thought.
Eventually i got the little bugger and taking a small piece of cheese off of the tray on the coffee table for guests i mashed the cheese into the teeth of the cat just to get sweet revenge.
I said : HERE HAVE A PIECE OF CHEESE YOU LITTLE F____
about ten minutes later: i had my hand back up where i had recieved several ambushes from the big kitten and this time when i was attacked his claws were retracted and all i felt was the paw
touch me. NO CLAWS. Soon afterwards the kitten who knew who was boss , was asleep in my lap purring away.
