Caffeine fisherman... this means you...
You better go all out on Vday...
I gots it easy, the woman just wants me to shave my beard... then it can grow back, but it's been a while since I havent had some face fuzz... Yeah I'm a cheap bastahd, so thats is what I'll do, plus a card and some chocolate.... I figure 20 bucks tops
Aint I a stinkah