Aw c'mon CS, absence makes the heart grow fonder - no? Just think of the reunion - best get them buttfudgecicles scraped off before she gets home.
Now, my wife and I are doing some bigtime bonding
See, they put me on IV antibiotics for a month for Lyme disease.So every night, my wife flushes me and hooks me up to the drip and cleans it and all - what a turn on
THEN, every 5 days or so we find a new spot to jab a new IV tap into - yup I'm gettin my share