"I don't know why the truck is stuck, I've got it in 4wd but the wheels don't move..."
Heard three times by me last year with girls stuck on the sand while their drive selector was in neutral.
"What the f%#$ you doin' in my girfreinds car..."
Heard twice last year by me from chucklehead boyfriends running up on me after I saved the car from the incoming tide.
Favorite comeback by me...
"I was trying to take her pants off, but I guess you showed up just in time!!!"
Rick
PS- I also narrowly averted getting punched in the face after one of these encounters!
Tough guys!!!