On the 7th day he created #^^^^^^&.
Hey JohnR, since I'm new to this board, maybe you can clue me in on something. Is #^^^^^^& the official board ball buster? Is this his frat house and he is in charge of the new pledges and this is the initiation ritual that all newcomers must go through? Is this his message board Ask #^^^^^^& mislabeled? Seems to me it should read ASK GOD. I haven't used that board, because I know I have broken at least 2 or 3 of his GOLDEN RULES and for that I feel I must ask his forgiveness.
I fish from a boat and for that I ask forgiveness ooooohhhhh great one. I have strayed from your teachings and made the grave mistake of catching school bass and #^^^^^^& forbid, even been happy about it. I fish the morning and into the forbidden light of day, what can I say I should be stoned and banished for my sins. I favor plastics over live eels and once again ignore your teachings, the words of #^^^^^^&. Worse yet and I bow my head in shame, is the fact that long before the stripers have come and gone, I switch back to freshwater bass fishing and feel that offense will doom me to eternal damnation.
Oh great one, please forgive me. I have strayed from your teachings and promise to repeat 1000 times 3 of your golden rules, which are the basis of your teachings;
1. Striper fishing is the only fishing.
2. One must always fish in the darkness of night.
3. Anything less than a large striper should be cast aside and never spoken of again.
Hopefully I will see the light and come back to the DARK SIDE of the force. You are the master; I am but the learner. I am humble in shadow of your greatness, but I submit this tweak as evidence I strive to mold myself in the image of the master, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL.
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