So in Texas everyone drives on the beach... its like a hiway. I kept asking Mrs Eben's father if anyone ever ran over turtles trying to lay eggs and he said that was nonsense
So... I ran out to a tourist trap shop and bought a cheap rubber turtle and slipped it under his tire when we went out to the beach for a picnic..... He just about blew a gasket when I pointed it out to him..... I think this was the best prank I've pulled in years
