["uffah!!"]

I can remember awhile back when I had to take a Drug Test. This new crew came to our terminal with a travel trailer. They didn't trust anyone, they even held the cup to make sure that noone try to cheat. So when he held the cup for me, I started talking to him
and he lost his train of though, so I pee'd all over his fingers. He no longer held the cup for other guy's. I was about the fourth or fifth guy to be tested out of sixteen.