Habby Birthday, John Jr.
I turned 21 once...but I just don't remember much about it
Hey, maybe when you're done celebratin' with your buds you'll let the old guys take ya out for one -
Man, I'm just gettin' over the Iron Skillet's 40th, it only took me a week - I dunno, I just wanna see if I can keep pace with JJH Jr.
Mike was a piece of cake, he's middle-aged now anyway, but John Jr. could be a tough one.
Ahhh, let's see how good old Uncle Crafty really is.
Heh heh heh, don't let the gray hair fool ya...

...old age and treachery will beat youth and skill almost every time.
Best wishes to Senor Habs II - just be careful out there when you're havin' fun.