Statement:
"I hope this finally makes the SOB happy. For God's sake, will somebody please buy something from the old bastard."
Translation:
"If he thinks I'm going to sit in front of this damn computer all day he has another thing coming. I deserve an all expense paid day at the mall, a wild night on the town with the Iron Mike gang, and a nice dinner and a movie. Plus, I need to restock my private stash in the sock drawer. In addition the weather is going to break this week which will be great for a spring cleanup in the garden. This year I want a fish pond with some of those real expensive koi and a turtle......"
