first of all .... Wife ,,, don't be calling me 7 times while i'm in a fishing tournament....i'll call you when i able to. Second of all when your out in the ocean dealing with a 20 mile an hour wind you can't be answering the damn phone every time it rings because its extremely disruptive to the enjoyment i'm seeking. Thirdly
if you ever do it again this F%#$@*N phone number will be off limmits to you unless its an extreme emergency and in that case i suggest you call 911. I need my space out there so when i return home i'm glad to see you again and if not i would have insisted that you come with me whether you liked the idea or not. I'm not a dog on your leash that you can tug on any time you feel like it.
If your lonely then go out to a girly bar or go shopping again and buy some more things on sale that we don't really need. When i'm fishing i'm on a quest and i cannot give up or quit until i'm satisfied. If you don't like those terms to friggan Bad. STAND your ground and Just say: " thats the way it is so live with it. "
some things are worth fighting ABOUT and fishing is one of em.
Then after she storms out , clean the whole house like mr clean on steroids so she has nothing to do except sit.
announce that your building a much bigger man cave and buying a bigger boat and starting a fishing tackle buisness right in the living room so she better get used to the idea and fast.
slowly ....... The Raven returns to reality ..... oh well sounded good.
