I come bearing gifts of Murphy's Stout.
Do I win?
Also I refuse to post my report on Tuckerman Ravine as some of you fata**'s might try to hoof up there and ruin the last of my sweet new england corn with your alpine crap gear.
Also I may walk in circles, but atleast I don't get ripped off and whiny about a beach pass.
I can walk 5 miles down a beach hauling a 30lb fish and my gear, CAN YOU?