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Yarmouth, MA
UPI Report
Yarmouth Police today responded to reports of a weather baloon exploding in a residential neighborhood. Reportedly the alleged weather baloon crashed but could not fit between two giant Herring, or water tanks and a woodworking shed. After a short investigation the truth finally was revealed. The exploded object was in fact, the head of one David Manzi of Daves Fishing Guide Service. Early forensic results are leading authorities to think that Mr. Manzi's head actually swelled to the point of explosion while reading the current issue of Field & Stream Magazine.
In a possibly related story. A pretty tall gentleman wearing a constant smile and holding a Patriot Pikie fishing lure was pronounced DOA after being the victim of a hit & run accident. Police are looking for a Range Rover that was seen sppeding around the neighborhood stopping to pick up the thousands of custom fishing lures that showered tha area after the explosion.
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