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Old 04-24-2004, 11:09 PM   #349
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Subject: Fwd: Massachusetts




You know you are from Massachusetts if:

Khakis are something you start the car with

You think crosswalks are for wimps

You think if someone's nice to you, they either want something or they are
from out of town and probably lost

You know how to cross 4 lanes of traffic in 5 seconds

You are amazed when traveling out of town that people who work at
McDonald's actually speak English

You think it's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the
car in front of you

You know that a yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get
through.....and that a red light means 2 more can

A Crown Victoria = Undercover Cop

The transportation system is known as the "T"

Subway is a fast food place

You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house.

There are 24 Dunkin Donuts Shops within 15 minutes of your house.

When people talk about the "curse of the Bambino," you know exactly what
they are talking about, and you believe in it, too

You think of Rhode Island as the "deep South"

Anything past Worcester is "the middle of nowhere"

You believe using a turn signal gives away your plan to the enemy

If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 or more
different names

Someone has honked at you because you didn't peel out the second the light
turned green

You've honked at someone because they didn't peel out the second the light
turned green

All the potholes just add excitement to your driving experience

Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it

Six inches of snow is considered a "dusting"

Three days of 90+ heat is definitely a "heat wave".....and 63 degree
weather is "on the warm side"

$15 to park is a bargain

You cringe every time you hear some actor/actress imitate the "Boston
accent" on TV or in a movie. If you don't have it, you're never going to
get it right....even if you were born here

At the ice cream shop, you call chocolate sprinkles "Jimmies"

You can go from one side of your hometown to the other in less than 15
minutes and see at least 15 losers you graduated with doing the same exact
same thing they were doing the last time you saw them

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