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Crafty Angler · 04-27-2004, 05:20 PM

A wealthy man goes into a bar and sees an extremely attractive young lady.

He approaches her and asks, "Would you sleep with me for one hundred dollars?"

"Absolutely NOT!" she says.

"How about two hundred?" he asks.

"No!" she replied.

"Well," the gentleman says, "How about a million?"

The young lady hesitates, seeming to think it over and the wealthy gentleman says, "All right, now that we've established what you are, let's go back to haggling about the price."

04-27-2004, 05:20 PM	#22
Crafty Angler Geezer Gone Wild iTrader: (2) Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 3,397 Blog Entries: 2	A wealthy man goes into a bar and sees an extremely attractive young lady. He approaches her and asks, "Would you sleep with me for one hundred dollars?" "Absolutely NOT!" she says. "How about two hundred?" he asks. "No!" she replied. "Well," the gentleman says, "How about a million?" The young lady hesitates, seeming to think it over and the wealthy gentleman says, "All right, now that we've established what you are, let's go back to haggling about the price."
	"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.