Hey...yeah, kahuna potato or whatever the hell it is....
I'm thinkin' we oughta just get together for a big bloooberry festival before the big girls show up.
It could be like Bass-stock or something, ya know -
'3 Days of Peace, Love, and Plugs' - well, maybe one long afternoon or nite would do. Laptew fish porn, hot and cold running ale, tall tales, plug-dealing in the parking lot, etc - Elvis Haberek sighting, Tattoo showin' his ink, Bloocrab doing courtroom sketches, me dancing, the Iron Wonder doing his thing, Clamma giving a bluefish seminar, John shaking his head, we could give GB shore-fishing lessons
- hey, it could be a helluva thing.
And the guys who still can't get along can just go out in the parking lot and beat the Jesus outta each other and stop buggin' us...
Yeah....BASS-STOCK!
How about May 8th? I hear Notaro's gonna be in Newport that Saturday anyway, we could help the young lad learn how to fully enjoy a frosty blooooberry ale - certainly a rite of passage for any young man...
Uhhh...just be careful where ya stand....
So whaddya think, men?
