Fishpart , this is your engraved invitation
to sign up for the teaser swap. You are a prime candidate. You know how to tie them but you are new to it. You get to hand in a bunch of beginner type flies and in return you get back mostly expert quality stuff. How can you lose!!
You can tie the high contrast teaser (or whatever else you like).
Its a good thing you aren't here right now or I'd be twisting your arm hard til you agreed!