I'd do it if I could but I have promised myself and my wife that I won't try to do everything this year...
To give you some examples, I've fished for a while with the old simple teaser but in recent years have gone to more complicated fly teasers. FW gave me a few at the beginning of the year that were great. BobBike gave me a few at last month's MSBA meeting that are SWEET too... Another thing to learn...
Hey "The BetterHalf", be happy that they don't have FishingRodSwaps...
OK, ten people, everyone builds 10 rods and we'll ship them out in 2 weeks

Oh, the horror....
This year I may actually try to flyfish, then I think about tying flies and teasers
Giant Pumpkins? There is no Giant Pumpkin Charlie Brown...