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Old 05-03-2004, 08:47 PM   #351
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chain letter

Great Opportunity - Pyramid scheme!!! Simply send this e-mail
to 9 of your mates.....


INSTRUCTIONS

Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don't
forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at
the top of your list.

Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive
823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, there will be at least: 0.5 Miss
Worlds, 2.5 models, 463 wild nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos,
20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms, and 40,198 bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less
inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And,
best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of
those that come back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of
his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing
gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the
accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the
international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his
old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he
had not sent the chain letter).

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above
me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering
from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.


No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities
(that only interest women) just so that you can bonk her. No
obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises
like marriage or engagement.

Do not hesitate ... send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.

PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner
PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they
can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon
undertake.

redcrbbr
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