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A woman went into the pet store to look at the birds for sale. There was a sign on one cage that said Parrot, reduced to $50.00. "Why so little", she asked the pet store owner?
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff!"
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in the living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were taken back, but then began to laugh about the comment considering where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Ralph, came home from work.
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The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Ralph"
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