This thread is too funny.
I have a size 6 footprint firmly imprinted on my arse this week from my spouse who can no longer deal with fishing being my obsession. But she had triple-portions of wedding cake 12 years ago and is still very full of whatever it is the female married baker put in there to turn women against sex.
I could never get her to fulfill my one fantasy:
Me on an isolate rock or secluded beach with my 9' rod in my hand and her on her knees below me, looking up with my 9" rod in her.....
Anyways, now that I am gonna be solo for a stretch, looks like I will be hold both my rods.
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