Redneck,
Let me tell you a little story...I started working at a restaurant in Framingham a few months ago...anyhow, lots of the brazillian guys there have worked for me before, and I speak very good Portugese.
Anyhow, while I was training, the GM had to give me performance evaluations every week.
I used to get excellent in the professionalism category every week. About five weeks into training, he gives me a poor in this category. Stymied, I ask him why???
His response...Well, I've noticed most of my hourly Brazillians, whom you know very well, have started referring to me as chickenf*^%$r or bearf&^%*$r. They never, ever called me something like that before, and I'm guessing you've got something to do with it.
He was very right in this determination.
Car Ramrod!!!
Later,
Rick
PS- If you're looking for another funny one like that, try the Corndog Man, you can rent it at most Blockbusters.
Later,
Rick