Bart; we're not all 6'4 250 either man...

I've been in my share of scrapes, but 20 on 1 is still 20 on 1, regardless of age..
The best solution, when you get back to your car, call the local PD, ask them to send a car down, that will end the drinking at that spot for a while (we used to wait a week at least back in the day

as far as taking shorts, good luck calling DEM, I usually just make a comment walking by going.. hmm, I thought the limit was 28"... problem usually solved, if they dont speak english, then you're out to lunch....
Bryan