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Favorite Stooges lines could have its own thread.
1) "I seen my duty and I done it!"
2) "You know - my mother and your mother were both mothers."
3) " Well the first shell goes in there, and it goes around and around....and whaoooooo...and it comes out there."
4) Moe: "Where are the tools?"
Larry: "What tools?"
Moe: "The tools we've been using for the last ten years!"
Larry: "Oh, those tools!"
5) Moe: "Hey, were you wearing a pink carnation?"
Curley: "No."
Moe: "Then I think I just cut your ear off."
My favorite:
6) The Stooges are Yankee spies (Duck, Dodge & Hide) at the Confederate general's house. After Moe writes down the secret information on a piece of paper, Curley uses that paper to roll a handmade cigarette. But the cigarette bursts into flames in Curley's hand.
Moe, glaring at Curley: "Do you know what that was?"
Curley: "HOT?"
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