[iluvspots]

I'm not willing to put in the time, I could care less about tides, moon phases, winds, bait, migratory stages or any of that useless crap.

I don't want to do any homework, and I want my fifty handed to me on a silver platter.

Please let me know a place where I can do that soon (GPS coordinates would be nice), but somewhere where I don't have to walk far.

Plugs are not for me, I'm anxious to plunk my fat ass down in a chair and dunk some meat, kick back with a case of brewskies, shine my light in the water and litter like there's no tomorrow.

If it's on private property, that's even better, I luv waking up people in the middle of the night and running over people's lawns. If I tear up some sod that's a bonus.

Thanks, and if I'm successful I'll be sure to pass on your info to fifty of my friends.