Okay, I realize to most of society these are the worst movies ever, but they're my faves
"It take respec' to get respec'" - cedric in Brarbershop
"Daddy would you like some sausage?"- Gord in Freddy Got Fingered
"He's a molester... he's a CHIIIIIILD MOLESTER! AHHH!"- Gord, to his Dad in the psychiatrist office
"Doy!"- Junior in Problem Child... the creation of one of the best words in the English language