You poor soul! You fell for the old....I was only giving you CPR trick, huh. My wife doesn't even fall for that one anymore!
You should be thankfull that you didn't accept his offer for a ride to "pickle park". Lemme guess, he had some live eels in his truck too????
Hmm.....maybe we need to make a peanut butter and 'Nanna plug. It worked for Elvis.
....and yes, Thanks to EYE-BALL, I will be making an appearance at the "Freak Show" on the 15th.