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Several I've done to my neighbors when they went away on vacation:
1. There's the Real Estate For Sale sign in the front lawn, then you go to a payphone or phone they won't recognize in caller id and leave several messages (in your best Middle Eastern accent) that says, "Hello, I am Rasheed Al Sallam and I want to buy your house. I will pay in cash, American dollars, as soon as you return my call. I wish to move my wives, children and extended family in as soon as possible."
2. Another neighbor has a hot tub in back of his house. After he left I got some women's bra's and underwear and bathing suit tops and bottoms and strew them about his deck, threw beer cans and liquer bottles around, unrolled some condoms and left them on the side of the hot tub and deck. I got a cheap disposable camera and took before and after pictures then one of myself holding a "Gotcha" sign and left it on the deck.
3. Another neighbor is on the board of directors for our development and I had a run in with him about some stupid rule we have about not hanging laundry out to dry in one's own yard. Upon his departure for vacation, I installed one of those square collapseable aluminum clothes lines in the middle of his front yard, then hung out old ripped and gaudy looking clothes and some men'sand women's XXXXXL underwear I made look like they had stains all over them.
4. Of course payback's a bitch, and I came back from vacation to find my wife's car completely and utterly shrinkwrapped in industrial strength saran wrap.
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