Flap - while not a bassologist, I do play one on the Interent.
My studies have enlightened me to the need to reproduce such conditions in order to best experience the "trauma" suffered by the afflicted. Please, as part of your therapy, put me on all of your best fish spots where this is likely to reoccur and I will do my best to provide a detailed regimen for what ail's ya.
If I am unable to initiate a plan to restore your health, there is a recuperation center overlooking a small bluff with a storied past, with such health invigorating views of the cliffs at Aquinnah that an extended stay
may offer the necessary tight lines and serenity to reverse your condition. It didn't work for Manzi but nothing from Freud to Phizer has reversed the curse on that problem...
I await your reply
