Well, sadly, my parents are now gone - but I still would have to break the news to my wife somehow.
I dunno, ya know, somehow I can't really see myself with a 'long wand' - it just ain't me
What the hell do ya do with a long wand anyway?


And to tell ya the truth, it scares the bejesus outta me that they call it a
"wand" to begin with.
POOF


Not that there's anything wrong with that
Whatever melts your butter, I guess....hey, it's still a free country, so far.