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Originally posted by Jimbo
They definitely make it tough to pick a candidate these days. Just got done reading something on the "Swiftboat Veterans" that Kerry was a part of. They aren't real happy with him and it doesn't make him out to be as brave as some would say. Then I just got the following that doesn't make the "Dubya" brain-trust a viable looking alternative. Is Pat Paulson running again?
Subject: NEWSWEEK

NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a rally in Tampa, FL, on June 17, 2004, stated: "We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has
endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."