Just some "Random Thoughts" that made me
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Why is a wise man and a wise guy opposites ?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become - disoriented ?...
If people from Poland are called "Poles," then why aren't people from Holland called "Holes" ??...
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say ?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist ?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled ?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular ?
Why is a man who invests all your money called a "Broker" ?
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip's Screwdriver ?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you that a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure ?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny ? ..
Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish ?