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Nice!
Some additional thoughts from comedian Stephen Wright
>> My school colors were clear.
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>> I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
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>> I'm taking Lamaze classes. I'm not having a baby, I'm just having
>> trouble breathing.
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>> My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, "If you could know how
>> and when you were going to die, would you want to know?" I said, "No."
>> She said, "Okay, forget it."
>> It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room
temperature.
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>> Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.
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>> I was hitchhiking the other day, and a hearse stopped. I said, "No
>> thanks -- I'm not going that far."
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>> I was driving around recently and saw a sign that said "Rest stop: 25
>> miles". I thought, "Wow, that's pretty big. Those people must be tired."
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>> I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door
>> complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.
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>> I'm a peripheral visionary.
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>> I make my own water -- two glasses of H, one glass of O.
Another dude with a twisted, but interesting way of looking at things.
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