OK one more and I need to get back to work
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GIRL POWER!
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the
summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the
beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the
spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen- had to
be a girl.
We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in
a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.