News flash, dated Sept. 30, 2004
Today an alien abduction occurred just outside the Glass Station in Wakefield, RI. Missing is the owner of the establishment, Mr. Eben. Witnesses at the corner of the establishment described a silver like flash of light departing the parking lot and then heard what seemed to be a scream of joy and strange laughter. A message was left behind, which indicated that Mr. Eben was taken to the planet of BLOCK for research in human conditioning. Here Mr. Eben would be forced to stand for many sleepless hours on large rocks while performing a strange repetitive and complex motion with his arms and hands. After 3 days of such observations, Mr. Eben would be returned to his place of work.
Ya think she will buy it
