| Two cowboys from Arkansas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust
 from their throats. They stand at the
 bar, drinking their beers and talking
 quietly about cattle prices.
 
 Suddenly a woman at a table behind
 them who had been eating a sandwich
 begins to cough. After a minute or
 so it becomes apparent that she is in
 real distress. The cowboys turn to look at her.
 
 "Kin yah swallow? Asked one of the cowboys.
 The woman shakes her head "No"
 "Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy.
 The woman, beginning to turn
 a bit blue, shakes her head "NO" again.
 
 The first cowboy walks over to her,
 lifts up the back of her skirt,
 yanks down her panties, and slowly runs
 his tongue from the back of her thigh
 up to the small of her back. This shocks
 the woman to a violent spasm, the
 obstruction flies out of her mouth,
 and she begins to breathe again.
 
 The cowboy walks back over to the
 bar and takes a drink of his beer.
 His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard
 of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but
 I ain't never seen nobody do it.
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