I think WEARING a wedding ring when you are middle aged will get more gals flocking to you.

I swear that is true. I stopped wearing mine because I got the knuckle messed up and then need it to be resized (some jerk ends up stealing on me anyway- I hope that scumbag gets run over by a slow moving elephant). I use to have gals talk to me all the time. Got so use to not wearing one now that I forget to put it on when we go to family events now.
whats worse - fishing late at nite or hanging out in the bars?
