.......Seeing as how I didn't get to read Red's joke....
I'm not sure about this one......but here goes, even if its edited
it still counts toward the list....
Two bored casino dealers were
waiting at a craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived
and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a
single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind,
but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."
With that she stripped from her
neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!
I WON!" She jumped up and down and
hugged each of the dealers. She then
picked up all the money and clothes
and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each
other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered,
"I don't know I thought
YOU were watching!"