| no problem john.. was a little bit surprised that in 40 pages i was the first one to get spanked. just had to find out where the thresh  hold was.
 
 An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up
 to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair all different
 colors--green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just
 stared.
 
 The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything
 wild in your life?"
 
 The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was
 just wondering if you were my son."
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