A real good friend of mine and her husband converted a couple years ago. First thing I told them was to NOT preach to me or try to enlist me. Oh no no they say. Then all of a sudden all they want to do is talk religion. I'm an atheist so that doesn't go over too well
Then they keep coming over and giving my kids presents and stuff, all the while with an agenda. Needless to say, we don't speak to each other anymore.
I like Chefs idea of putting in the porno
