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Old 10-13-2004, 07:22 PM   #415
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Subject: New Voting Regulations:



Due to the intense nature of the federal election this November,
>the Federal Election Commission has released new guidelines
>for voting. To enhance your voting experience, and to allow everyone
>the opportunity to vote without having to stand in line for hours on
>end, pleas note:
>
>If you are voting for George W. %$%$%$%$%$ please vote on Tuesday, November 2nd.
>If you are voting for John F. %$%$%$%$%$%$ please vote on Wednesday, November 3rd.
>
>
>F.E.C.
>
>This message has been authenticated by Dan Rather and his unbiased , CBS investigative journalists.

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