I'm going to be arrested for punching some dumbass dead in the mouth next time that happens, is it just me or are they usually holding a beer in one hand?
Last night, I'm fishing. Medium drunk guy walks up. How they biting? Me: You wanna have your buddy kill his lights, k thanks bye....
Med. drunk to driving drunk... He kill your lights..... I did,
Med. drunk no you havent... just shut the car off.... Driving drunk: We're not fishing here now anyhow... whats it matter....
To the moon Alice!!!!!!!!!