It's been fun breaking bawlz all year with you guys, but next year, there's got to be some changes made by the Sox...for the sake of you guys:
1. Shower,shave and brushed teeth will be required of players on game day. The "un-Yankee" thing isn't working out too well.
2. Tailored uniforms must be worn...no more baggy, derelict looking rags. The refugee from Bosnia look is out.
3. Batting helmets will be kept freshly painted. You don't look tough in a scuffed up helmet.
4. Team doctor is not allowed to speak on TV about "injuries".
5. April and May victories against NY will not be celebrated like World Series victories.
6. Ditto for winning a wild card berth.
7. Trash talking by the players will be stifled until the Sox accomplish something. NOTHING matters anymore except total victory. It is no longer cute that the Sox haven't won since 1918.
8. If a pitcher pitches and loses, the injury excuse is not permitted. If you're hurt that bad, sit. "He's a gamer" means nothing.
9. No more talk about "this is the year" until it happens.
I have seen plenty of Yankee success, so I sincerely hope your guys do it one day so you can experience the pleasure.
Then again, there's still four games left.
