Real men leave that up to their wives
I just got the Meltons offshore holiday catalog and if it was up to me, I 'd get the chi-du-tur or whatever it's called.
This thing is a boneless stuffed chicken stuffed inside a boneless stuffed duck stuffed inside a boneless stuffed turkey
Cover the floor with plastic and just throw that puppy on the table!
Lock up the kids, and bring out the wenches:
Awright, we're having a Butterball I think. She probably got it for nothing cause she spends like a bazillion bucks on food. UGH!