You have one dress belt and about 6 wader belts.
Your keychain is a 2 oz kastmaster.
You put ski racks on the roof in spring and take them off in fall.
You figured out a way to modify the spot cooler in your server room to aerate your eel bucket.
You've taken a shower in the parking lot of your office at 7:59am because you needed to check just one more spot.
Your kids can drop a 1.5 oz plug (w/out hooks) in a hula hoop 70' away. It just takes the 4 year old more tries.
You already know that your anniversary and wife's birthday are on a new moon next summer.
You can't get out of bed at 7:00 to make it to work on time but getting up at 2:30 to go fishing doesn't require an alarm clock.