every t- shirt you own has a striper on it
you've lied to your boss about the scratches on your hands" I was clearing brush over the weekend"
you sneak new gear into the house under the cover of darkness
so the warden/wife won't see you
you live out of your truck for 4-5 days and find that perfectly acceptable
you tell your wife your giving up golf....because its too expensive
you get a cabelas visa card with cabelas points and claim all the boxes showing up at the house are free stuff
everything you have is waterproof
every winter you build the ultimate herring tank... 1800 gph and and a $250 aerator just wasn't enough
you claim 40,000 miles a year for work driving not personal use....and race point is 85 miles away from your house
you call the $1000 you've paid to modify your cooler rack a couple of times an Investment!
you only call in sick during september and october
you bought a bike to exercise, now it's outfitted for the canal and you smoke while peddling
