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Old 11-17-2004, 04:54 PM   #86
Nebe
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You leave home to go to work early so you can fish before work.

you leave work early so you can fish before you go home.

you take a hour and a half lunch break so you can fish

you tell your wife that you cant move out of state because there are no stipers in Ohio

you get threatned with couple consuling because you'd rather go fishing than go out to dinner with the wife.

you could care less when your child will take his first steps, but crave the moment he catches his first striper.

you keep 1/s of your plugs at home and 1/2 at work so you can get to the fish quicker.

you bought a car/truck with your fishing needs in mind and not you family's

Your wife accuses you of cheating on her because she believes there is no way humanly possible that you are fishing as much as you say you are.

you make your own plugs because you have no idea what you will do with your free time in the off season.

when your friends and family call you and ask "hows the fishing?" instead of "how are you?"

you spend thousands of $$ on fishing tackle a year but get pissed when your wife asks you to buy her something thats under 200 bucks.

You look at a baby's bottle and wonder how you can attach the nipple to a loaded superstrike darter so it will leak bunker oil slowly out its tail..

you work you ass off in the winter so you can slack in the bass season.

your fishing buddies wives are jelous of you because yoru spending more time with their husbands than they are.

you protect your fishing log with your life and write other peoples fishing sucess in it so you will have a better guide next year.

you get shadowed while driving to your fishing spot because people know you've been catching large.

you call some of your plugs by code name.

you havce certian plugs that you will never show in public because they are working so well for you.

your wife knows some of yoru friends only by their "SB.Com nickname"

I cold go on and on and on...
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