If she comes on to ya and you ain't had enough alcohol in your system so she LOOKs good then use the line that you are thinking of becoming a priest.
Bring part of your Halloween costume w/ you.....LOL.
Now is she is hot and wants to dress up like a school girl for a spanking from the priest then that is GOOD, too.
Fish - Family ........hmmm, Fishing - Family................ so far fishing is losing out big time this yr.
I love my family, but they drive me crazy at time. I love it when my 7 yr old daughter says to me "oh, Daddy - you need to go fishing!"