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You have fished with a shirt and tie and suit pants on under your waders.
You have plugs sent to your office so your wife doesn't find out.
You get expense checks, cash them, open a passbook savings account, order plugs, get a money order, have plugs sent to office so wife doesn't find out.
You go into back seat of car, pull down arm rest, get a knife, cut out all the stuff, open trunk, put in rods through trunk, into car with tips up against dashboard. Wife found out.
You by accident left garage door open so mice got in and you trap one and tell wife it was living in the side of the basement that serves as your fishing command central, so she is too affraid to go in there and see what you got.
You ask her if she would rather that you chase after other women and she finally says yes- its more normal.
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