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Old 02-08-2002, 01:51 PM   #16
chris L
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All I know is : Im going to a party , im going to a party at slips house next Saturday .

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheel chair where the
activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't
talk very well but she could write notes fairly good when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn Grandma started leaning off to the
right and some family members grabbed her and straightened her up and
stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later she started leaning off to her left and again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward and the family members again grabbed her and tied a pillow case around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi
Grandma, you're looking good, how are they treating you?" Grandma
motioned for her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew,

"They won't let me fart".
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