This one woke me up laughing.
I was a State Trooper and of coure the State was short of money and couldn't give me a cruiser. So I got a tricycle. With a blue flashlight but no siren. Had to make the noise myself. Noboby got away 'cos I would cut across lawns and stuff. I woke up laughig my butt off and the wife just gave me THE LOOK.
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